Pffft.
I assume that's why I've attracted so much attention from you.

Sorry to burst your spunk bubble, but perv, no, not really. You of all people should understand exaggeration of events for comic effect.

Maybe I should have said "I saw a pretty girl in the lift and was happy to be in her presence, even for only a minute". Not as comical though and probably still open to deliberate misinterpretation.

You filthy little internet stalker, you.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)