To answer your questions
and assuage your perplexing bemusement, I simply post my (true) stories here because that is the remit of this website.

In case you'd forgotten: this website asks people to post stories every week in response to a question generated by its users.

And that is what I am doing.

Yes - it really is that simple!

Zygankes, I knew humans were thick, but by Rassilon's ridged and glistening rod, not *this* thick.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:41, Reply)