Now, I'm new as fuck 'round 'ere, so...
utterly ignore every drivel of yak scat that trickles from betwixt my teeth, but...
Needs more:
"Vowing never to drink with John again (till the next time), as I passed the delicatessen downstairs, I glanced up one last time at the fateful flat just in time for a last dribble of my piss to trickle off the defiled awning and into my own mouth."
Amirite? Too predictable?
Actually, what the fuck do I know.
"fucking career piss head" = click
(GeorgeOfTheJungle has seen what it does to a penny, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:28, 2 replies)

Shut up.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:39, closed)

Pucker up.

(GeorgeOfTheJungle has seen what it does to a penny, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:23, closed)

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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:24, closed)