Trapped!
Pig Bodine asks: Where have you got stuck, trapped or tangled?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:09)
A friend of mine
Once locked herself out of her hotel room. Needing a piss, she didn't put the light on as she didn't want to wake her hubby. Not sure why, as he's a deep sleeper. Anyway, stumbling around in the dark, she found a door, opened it thinking it was the one to the bathroom, and found herself locked out of the room and in the hotel corridor. Starkers.
Long story story short; she pissed on the CCTV camera, thus shorting the electrics and saving her blushes before managing to regain access to her room by rousing her husband from his deep slumber after five minutes of increasingly frantic knocking on the door.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:10,
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I did see a video of a girl who could piss a ten foot arc
But I doubt that is was your friend. All in all the pissing on the CCTV sounds like an ill considered embellishment.
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 0:23,
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ACTUALLY.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:01,
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^ upset
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:02,
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^not denying being a creepy perv
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:07,
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Aw, you say it like it's a bad thing
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:04,
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You always get a lift to yourself, for starters.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:05,
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Just like your wife does
though for different reasons
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:06,
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Damn, you got me there...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:19,
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