The Gambia.
"oh, it's not like Spain" said an extremely disappointed English woman on the bus from the airport.

The following year I went to Senegal because Brits don't go there and if French tourists were whining (and they do, loudly and often) I could filter their ghastly noise out.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:15, 36 replies)

And this week's EmVee Trophy for 'most pretentious wanker' goes to..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:21, closed)

Haha
well done, leap to the defence of the great British dumbfuck abroad why doncha you twat?

Do you know what pretentious means?
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:39, closed)

Yes.
It means 'one who talks about going to Senegal because Brits don't go there'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:46, closed)

Oh, You
ssou n'dour
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:11, closed)

Ha no it doesn't oh dear mate
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:33, closed)

hahahahahayeahhahahahahaha

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:51, closed)

lol don't cry mate
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:56, closed)

Some great British dumbfucks stay at home of course.
I shouldn't have left you out.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:37, closed)

I hope you remembered to pack your skinny jeans, thick black plastic lensless glasses and tweed jacket.
Also, wonderful racism there.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:47, closed)

Still, its nice to see Rnuk back.
It's been a rather affectation lacking round here of late.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:48, closed)

Proper racism.
Disgust and despair at my own race.
And the French of course.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:35, closed)

It's good to know that carbon taxes will soon render most forms of travel too expensive for this kind of belligerent reactionary.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 21:59, closed)

It's good to know that the sort of halfwit who made me ashamed of my country
won't be able to follow me anywhere.
And as I now reside in Canada, I won't have to see them at home either.

Its win-win alright.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:55, closed)

We didn't have hipsters back then.
There were always halfwits like you though.
In fact until I got myself an internet connection I managed to avoid them very well.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 22:21, closed)

So you're saying you were a hipster before it was cool?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:12, closed)

In much the same way that your chin precedes you so much
that it was a fuckstick before you were?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 23:37, closed)

Fun fact: I had no idea this picture existed before Happy Phantom decided to internet stalk me and made that with it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:19, closed)

I liked HP's response to you when you first said that.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:44, closed)

Honestly, this is terrible and unjustified bullying of me on my birthday, you fat adulterous prick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:54, closed)

Oh, Happy Birthday
BD.
Sry, I didn't know. Please accept my chindolences.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:40, closed)

I can't believe we have to share a pair of shit stalkers.
Bring back Bou and Dan the Big Man.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:10, closed)

I remember when whorsepower went nuts and started posting exclusively about me, that was proper lol.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:20, closed)

stalkers were better in the olden days
this current crop just whimper and cry
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:55, closed)

No, I'm saying
We didn't have hipsters back then.
There were always halfwits like you though.
In fact until I got myself an internet connection I managed to avoid them very well.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:50, closed)

post of the day right here

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:07, closed)

Textbook.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:48, closed)

ha bender
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:01, closed)

no self-awareness

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:48, closed)

alright whining tourist

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:06, closed)

Is it pompous bell-end week again?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:11, closed)

Week?

( gone, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:21, closed)

Fair point.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:56, closed)

Why yes it is.
welcome home you tedious fuck.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 13:18, closed)

OH MONSTER FUCKING ZING RIGHT HERE!!!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:34, closed)