My most treasured possessionWhat's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
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chthonic, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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Photographs of a naked ex-girlfriend.She was 17, I was 25 and very randy. We'd spent a sultry evening in each others clasp sweating profusely and exchanging bodily fluids, (to such an extent that an on-looker could've been forgiven for thinking they were in fact observing an animated butchers shop window), and she was lying prostrate on the bed comatose with a sticky chin and chest.
I snapped a couple of polariods for posterity, and so I could have some material for nights when she wasnt visiting.
I still have them, I'm sure she'd be mortified to know I've been beating my meat furiously to the vista of her naked torso.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 19:02, 4 replies)
'butcher's shop window'it's a Charlie Brooker reference.
Also, if you're in the US you could actually be prosecuted for posession of child pornography.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 19:23, closed)
chances areshe would mourn her lost figure first and THEN consider suing you.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:14, closed)
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