
What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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Must....not...get..fat....again.... *looks at pants, looks at 2nd cream cake*
( , Fri 9 May 2008, 12:54, 6 replies)

Two of my favourite things ever.
Have you ever considered combining the two? -I know I have.
( , Fri 9 May 2008, 12:57, closed)

When I'm eating I just wanna eat and when I'm fucking I just wannna fuck.
( , Fri 9 May 2008, 12:59, closed)

The Paul O'Grady show was on the telly too. Food and sex are the best.
( , Fri 9 May 2008, 13:01, closed)

So he ended up eating a vindaloo off his wife's back whilst dogging her in the lounge in an attempt to help his overdue daughter make her way into the world.
I should add that she was eating the curry as well, clearly.
( , Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, closed)
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