My most treasured possessionWhat's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
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chthonic, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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LaporidaI would have to say the Jessica Rabbit I bought my missus last week. As I mentioned in a QOTW previously, I'm a lazy cunt so keeping her happy with mechanical means allows me to just hold the thing in place whilst she does all the work.
That coupled with the vibrating bullet I rescued from an old device means she's happy maybe 2 or 3 times in 30mins and I get an enthusiastic handjob (or more) with precious little effort on my behalf.
However, it would kill the moment if it caught fire.
Ladies, buy a cheap latex vibe. split it open and remove the vibrating pod. You will not believe how much of the energy the rubber actually absorbs rather than being channeled into the bald man in a boat.
When turned up, it's actually difficult to hold onto it because it's that strong.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 11 May 2008, 15:08,
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