My most treasured possession
What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
What's your most treasured possession? What would you rescue from a fire (be it for sentimental or purely financial reasons)?
My Great-Uncle left me his visitors book which along with boring people like the Queen and Harold Wilson has Spike Milligan's signature in it. It's all loopy.
Either that or my Grandfather's swords.
( , Thu 8 May 2008, 12:38)
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I don't have any valuables
But I do have a cabbage in the fridge that I've been keeping for over a month now to annoy my housemate.
It's indestructible, and I've called it Gerald.
He's done about 5 weeks now. Although certainly no longer edible, Gerald has remarkably retained structural integrity.
If the house burnt down, I'd definitely try and save Gerald. We've been through a lot.
( , Mon 12 May 2008, 14:45, 14 replies)
But I do have a cabbage in the fridge that I've been keeping for over a month now to annoy my housemate.
It's indestructible, and I've called it Gerald.
He's done about 5 weeks now. Although certainly no longer edible, Gerald has remarkably retained structural integrity.
If the house burnt down, I'd definitely try and save Gerald. We've been through a lot.
( , Mon 12 May 2008, 14:45, 14 replies)
have you
touched him inappropriately when no-one else has been in the room?
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touched him inappropriately when no-one else has been in the room?
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He doesn't have a hat no
But he does have a little carrot cigar. It's ace.
( , Mon 12 May 2008, 14:54, closed)
But he does have a little carrot cigar. It's ace.
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there'd be nothing inappropriate about it
Me and Gerald go way back, it'd be entirely consensual.
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Me and Gerald go way back, it'd be entirely consensual.
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Give him a hat!
Made out of a leaf from a different colour cabbage.
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Made out of a leaf from a different colour cabbage.
( , Mon 12 May 2008, 14:59, closed)
and
touch him in front of your housemate. See how dirty you feel. That feeling is telling you that in your heart of hearts, you know it wasn't consensual.
Sorry, I seem to have drifted off track a little here.
( , Mon 12 May 2008, 15:06, closed)
touch him in front of your housemate. See how dirty you feel. That feeling is telling you that in your heart of hearts, you know it wasn't consensual.
Sorry, I seem to have drifted off track a little here.
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that's to say,
when I've given him some eyes. Made out of button mushrooms.
( , Mon 12 May 2008, 15:12, closed)
when I've given him some eyes. Made out of button mushrooms.
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Does he turn into the rotting head of Orpheus late at night?
sorry.
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sorry.
( , Mon 12 May 2008, 15:13, closed)
he does
and then embarks on a rendition of "I'm too sexy...", by Right Said Fred.
What makes it all the more remarkable is that he holds more than a passing resemblance to Richard Fairbrass.
( , Mon 12 May 2008, 15:29, closed)
and then embarks on a rendition of "I'm too sexy...", by Right Said Fred.
What makes it all the more remarkable is that he holds more than a passing resemblance to Richard Fairbrass.
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