I was once questioned by police in connection with someone flashing old ladies in the park.
I could not account for my whereabouts at the time as at the age of 16 I passed most days in a vague self-absorbed fog.

They interviewed me a second time and I finally remembered where I'd been, and presumably somebody remembered me as I didn't get arrested.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 14:54, 6 replies)

when you remembered where you had been
was is flashing at old ladies in the park?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 14:56, closed)

Door to door salesman
So lots of witnesses.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 15:16, closed)

I know your type
always after the big audience for your deviant ways
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 15:57, closed)

Yer.
There are a lot of 16 year old door to door salesmen.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 16:45, closed)