
What are the odd little things that turn you on? OK, so nudity (or a pulse) does it for most people, but everyone's got their own quirks. Tell B3ta about it. It's all the for the best, you know.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2005, 15:16)
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One of my best girl friends can fanny-fart on demand. Expecting to revolt me, she first performed this for me fresh out of the shower, so the effect was amplified. And the rest, as they say, is history...
(...written in filthy white stains on the inside of my boxers.)
( , Tue 22 Feb 2005, 22:03, Reply)
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