This is gonna lose me my best friend....
...but, his girlfriend does incredible things to me...in a purely imaginary sense...Before they were going out, me and her were messing around on a big crash mat thingy, just throwing each other about and stuff, and I threw her down, crashed down next to her...I was so close to just leaning over and kissing her...she was looking at me, with that kinda look in her eyes....but then for some reason I didnt go through with it...anyways, they got together, and whe i stayed I was forced to listen to them going at it full pelt, with her screaming and everything...

Anyhoo, sometimes she looks at me, and I turn to jelly inside...I love em both, but if they split up, then BAM!! I'm in there...

Also, theres a girl in my media class, who wears her pants down on her hips, and you can see the outline of that muscle on the groin...the one that goes from the hips down in a V-shape...uuuhhhh....that really does stuff to me...

And short, but slim girls, (I think "smokin' spinners" is the term) cos i'm a fairly well built, long haired, blue eyes, 6 foot ex-lifeguard, and theres something about the way they look when they're sat there waiting for you...

And the way they moan when you push it in...

Apologies for length, and especially girth, cos mine can hurt people...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 22:17, Reply)