Approximately 99.4%
In the seven years I've been working with them, I've met approximately two who aren't. One was a trainee, so I don't think she had actually reached the stage where her humour and personality had been forcibly removed from her via her anus. The other left the profession in order to find something less soul destroying.
( Muns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:22, 2 replies)

I feel so ashamed on behalf of women when I read things like this
I think you'll find that the more grown up women are, the less likely this is to happen.

Just ignore those who cry "sexist" at every available opportunity... or kick them in the mimsy.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:41, closed)

That doesn't go down well at all.
I end of accused of kicking them in the mimsy because they're female. If they were male then I wouldn't have kicked them in the cunt...
( Muns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:01, closed)

One of my good friends is a solicitor.
It's great - it's given me a lifetime of abuse to give him, and a free legal service should I ever need it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:01, closed)

I used to be mates with a solicitor.
Had him round for dinner once. He had two tokes of a joint, went grey, puked, slumped forward in his chair and insisted in a very mumbly way that he was going to kill me and his girlfriend. Top bloke.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:31, closed)

Inviting someone for dinner, only to present them with MASSIVE DRUGS instead of food,
is the very height of rudeness. No wonder he wanted to kill you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:39, closed)

Bah, cocaine in the gravy again instead of cornflour
It never mixes properly
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:04, closed)