On a typically boozy afternoon in the student bar,
we turned to comparing ourselves to parts of the female anatomy (which, of course, makes no sense, but I assume that we were all drunk and someone had called someone else a "right tit" and we took it from there). Great fun.
Later that year, December time, I received a Christmas card addressed to "The Cunt". Lucky me. Still, nice to know where I stand.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:59, 7 replies)

Next to an arsehole?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:00, closed)

This is pretty much how the game went.
Hello, Arsehole.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:06, closed)

Can I be the perineum?
*Stands between Vag & MM*
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:25, closed)

Can I be the stoma?
*sews up vag's mouth and steals all his beer*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:35, closed)

I'll be honest, we pretty much gave up after tits and cunt,
as we deemed the rest of a woman to be unimportant. It all seemed that much more hilarious as a bunch of 19 year old misogynists/virgins.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:58, closed)

Now, with the benefit of maturity, you can also appreciate the importance of a tight bumhole.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:24, closed)

On a dog?
Most certainly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 16:34, closed)