Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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They chose a suggestion from BraynDedd?????????????
Holy living fuck! That takes self-loathing to a whole new level: what were the mods thinking? The most useless fucker ever to grace this site - a man who, in over eight long years, has never posted a single interesting, amusing or entertaining reply to QOTW - HE, of all people, gets to ask US to send in our stories? No. Game over.
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ShambolicBadgerRimmer Please don't ignore me!, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:37,
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Cheers.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:40,
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also
b3ta.com/questions/Thepastwasrubbish/post2069253
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:41,
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Think you missed a trick there Shambo.
Brayny's qotw is a challenge to see if any of us 90k members knows anyone who can out-twat him.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:49,
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YOU WILL FAIL
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:03,
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Goes without saying.
But to be fair there are a few contenders out there.
Pissing off a decent mod to the point that he complains on the board is quite an achievement IMO
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:30,
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Yeah, I'm not sure I can beat that to be honest.
I might have to concede defeat.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:34,
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Yeah but he only really complained because it meant he had to stop touching dogs' bumholes for a bit.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:05,
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SRSLY, FUCK THAT GUY. SRSLY.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:52,
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Pfft, wonderful parody of an upset interfatty here.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:03,
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TGGI.
Well I hope he does.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:35,
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Oh, and for the record, Scaryduck posted the qotw vote on board with no names attached and my suggestion got 83% of the vote, so fuck your shit.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:05,
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Mugabe got 99.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:10,
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![](http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu227/makoncrayley/zimbabwe_zpsc4e16690.png)
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:16,
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No, that's Pandora.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:17,
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Upset.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:47,
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No no no no no. Me:
![](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/178/968/well-fuck-your-shit.jpg)
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:00,
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Priceless. He's "Upset Online"!
Better add yourself to your list of 'People Who Take The Internet Too Seriously'. You really are fucking useless.
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ShambolicBadgerRimmer Please don't ignore me!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:52,
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classic ringo
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alright alright, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:59,
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I can't work out if it's Ringo or Shambo pretending to be Ringo or BraynDedd prentending to be Ringo.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:11,
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If I was going to pretend to be someone, I wouldn't pick someone that fucking pathetic.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:33,
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That's good to know.
But would you then post an amusing, interesting or entertaining story? No? Didn't think so.
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ShambolicBadgerRimmer Please don't ignore me!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:49,
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You first.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:02,
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Nah, what I'll do instead is create a new account specifically to follow someone around complaining about them like some massive upset virgin.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:07,
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Nobody would do that.
Nobody has that little self-respect and dignity.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:53,
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Inception
innit?
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s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:00,
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it's fatty Fairholme
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alright alright, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:14,
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Too literate, surely.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:23,
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![](https://31.media.tumblr.com/d6bc2a3969ba2a3697a8d87302a748a9/tumblr_mqeb6mnLJF1ran7b9o1_400.gif)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:37,
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Exactly my reaction when I saw this week's choice for QOTW.
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ShambolicBadgerRimmer Please don't ignore me!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:54,
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that was his point, Fairholme, you dumb prick
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alright alright, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:56,
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This was much better first time round.
Cheers.
b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407042
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:18,
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This bit in particular is quite appropriate.
b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407183
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:24,
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Leave Brayn Dedd alone!
He is my biggest fan, and my most fascinating subject!
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:51,
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