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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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They chose a suggestion from BraynDedd?????????????
Holy living fuck! That takes self-loathing to a whole new level: what were the mods thinking? The most useless fucker ever to grace this site - a man who, in over eight long years, has never posted a single interesting, amusing or entertaining reply to QOTW - HE, of all people, gets to ask US to send in our stories? No. Game over.
(ShambolicBadgerRimmer Please don't ignore me!, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:37, 34 replies)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:40, closed)
also
b3ta.com/questions/Thepastwasrubbish/post2069253
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:41, closed)
Think you missed a trick there Shambo.
Brayny's qotw is a challenge to see if any of us 90k members knows anyone who can out-twat him.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:49, closed)
YOU WILL FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:03, closed)
Goes without saying.
But to be fair there are a few contenders out there.
Pissing off a decent mod to the point that he complains on the board is quite an achievement IMO
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:30, closed)
Yeah, I'm not sure I can beat that to be honest.
I might have to concede defeat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:34, closed)
Yeah but he only really complained because it meant he had to stop touching dogs' bumholes for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:05, closed)

SRSLY, FUCK THAT GUY. SRSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:52, closed)
Pfft, wonderful parody of an upset interfatty here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:03, closed)
TGGI.
Well I hope he does.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:35, closed)
Oh, and for the record, Scaryduck posted the qotw vote on board with no names attached and my suggestion got 83% of the vote, so fuck your shit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:05, closed)

Mugabe got 99.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:10, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:16, closed)

No, that's Pandora.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:17, closed)
Upset.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:47, closed)
No no no no no. Me:

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:00, closed)
Priceless. He's "Upset Online"!
Better add yourself to your list of 'People Who Take The Internet Too Seriously'. You really are fucking useless.
(ShambolicBadgerRimmer Please don't ignore me!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:52, closed)
classic ringo

(alright alright, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:59, closed)
I can't work out if it's Ringo or Shambo pretending to be Ringo or BraynDedd prentending to be Ringo.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:11, closed)
If I was going to pretend to be someone, I wouldn't pick someone that fucking pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:33, closed)
That's good to know.
But would you then post an amusing, interesting or entertaining story? No? Didn't think so.
(ShambolicBadgerRimmer Please don't ignore me!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:49, closed)
You first.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:02, closed)
Nah, what I'll do instead is create a new account specifically to follow someone around complaining about them like some massive upset virgin.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:07, closed)
Nobody would do that.
Nobody has that little self-respect and dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:53, closed)
Inception
innit?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:00, closed)
it's fatty Fairholme

(alright alright, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:14, closed)
Too literate, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:23, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:37, closed)
Exactly my reaction when I saw this week's choice for QOTW.

(ShambolicBadgerRimmer Please don't ignore me!, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:54, closed)
that was his point, Fairholme, you dumb prick

(alright alright, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:56, closed)
This was much better first time round.
Cheers.
b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407042
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:18, closed)
This bit in particular is quite appropriate.
b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407183
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:24, closed)
Leave Brayn Dedd alone!
He is my biggest fan, and my most fascinating subject!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 10:51, closed)

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