Twat FriendsBraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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Once upon a time I had a friend who insisted on being called Apples, he thought it would be über cool, I have no idea why.Ten years later, he is incredibly tired of being called Crapples. The end.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:29,
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S'pose he's lucky he didn't insist on being called unt.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:37,
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Short and sweetI liked it, bonus points for the umlaut
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:49,
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Facts of life no.1You can never, ever, choose your own nickname.
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True. "My friends call me Flashdance" has got me nowhere.(, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:10, closed)
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