Since she seems to so keen to get my attention by *repeatedly* posting my real name here
I'm guessing that janet really wants to be my friend.



Now I don't know her in real life so I maybe speaking out of turn but her persona online is such that I think she maybe the "twattiest friend".
Out of all the hateful, hurtful, distasteful and just plain nasty attitudes I've come across on this board hers reigns supreme in it's level of bile and invective. Truly if she is anywhere near as bitter and twisted in RL as she comes across as on here then all I can do is feel genuine sorrow for her and her plight.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:13, 35 replies)

Is it wrong that I quite fancy him?
I think it might be very wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:27, closed)

If you fancy him in character
then, yes.
EDIT: Ain't nothing wrong with Will's mum tho!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:30, closed)

That would involve quite a lifestyle change for me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:35, closed)

I believe Belinda Stewart-Wilson
may also suddenly find a need to sip from the furry cup!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:43, closed)

Is he autistic enough for you though?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:26, closed)

Oh wait.
Here you are posting in a thread that has absolutely fucking nothing to do with you.

Yet you've chosen to log out, read it and the post as you login.
In this thread that has nothing to do with you.
Yet here you are posting in it.

Hmmm....
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:23, closed)

Fucking hell, you do understand how public messageboards work, right?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:02, closed)

You and janet seem to be quite obsessed with him.
What's wrong, did you offer him a blowjob and get turned down?
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:53, closed)

What are you babbling about, you fucking imbecile?
I was making reference to swipe shagging all the spergs off of offtopic.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:04, closed)

No, you acromelagic quarter-wit.
I was making reference to you chasing another poster all over the board, along with Snidebollocks and that bitter lesbian with serious daddy issues. The three of you need to get a hobby that involves something other than giving each other reach-arounds and rimjobs.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:14, closed)

It's sweet when one of the nobodies tries to grab some attention.
Hello! Who's a pretty boy? Yes you are! Yes you are!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:42, closed)

Awwww, touch a nerve little man?
Really, you have the worst case of Short Man Syndrome I've seen in years. Stop trying to compensate, it only makes it worse.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:16, closed)

This would make considerably more sense if I weren't six foot three.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:30, closed)

I didn't realise they stacked shit that high

( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:20, closed)

WAHEY!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:38, closed)

You set 'em up
I'll knock 'em in x
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:08, closed)

Thwack!
Over the stands and into the carpark.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:17, closed)

Riiiight.
Sure you're six foot three. And I'm John Cena.

You're a little man, or so your posts show. Or at the very least, you're trying to make up for something. Which is it, lack of stature or lack of something else? My money is on you being about 5' 2" tall in real life, but then I'm charitable.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:58, closed)

Oh my! Deletion! Guess I must have hit a nerve!

(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:56, closed)

oooOOOooooo!
I've been Ignored on 2.0! Guess I touched a nerve!

Isn't that special.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:11, closed)

with a small penis

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:40, closed)

This coming from someone whose contributions consist almost entirely of getting upset with people on the behalf of others.
Well done.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:39, closed)

As you wish
you inbred twit. Chin up, of you can manage it. Which is quite unlikely.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:48, closed)

if i'm the nastiest person you've ever met on the whole internet, ever,
i wholeheartedly reserve the right to call you a mincing spastic.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 14:42, closed)

Alright
Vinegar tits
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:41, closed)

I'm nothing to do with any of this old shit
but I used to quite enjoy reading this website and the QOTW. Then the other week a friend mentioned this really good, funny website named b3ta. "It's not as good as it used to be" I replied.

... because it's full of whinging and accusations of bullying and less and less actual stories.

So here's my Voice of Reason / Good old fashioned Common Sense take on this. Bullying involves an unpleasant situation to which an innocent victim is unwittingly exposed. If a bigger kid at school is beating you up, you nevertheless have to keep going to school. If a malicious colleague is making your life at work a misery, you can't just stop turning up, because you wouldn't get paid.

If a poisonous relative is creating problems, you can't just choose to ignore your family. BUT if you feel that someone you'll never meet is picking on you via a website, then just stop going on the website! Find something else to do!

You will say this is just giving in to nasty people. But if they really are bullies, they are getting pleasure out of taunting you, so you can deny them that.
(slowly play it cool, Trig, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 18:11, closed)

Don't you try to take our toy away Spoilsport McSensible.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 18:51, closed)

I don't think there's any danger of anyone wanting to be your friend.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:51, closed)