You and janet seem to be quite obsessed with him.
What's wrong, did you offer him a blowjob and get turned down?
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:53, 1 reply)

What are you babbling about, you fucking imbecile?
I was making reference to swipe shagging all the spergs off of offtopic.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:04, closed)

No, you acromelagic quarter-wit.
I was making reference to you chasing another poster all over the board, along with Snidebollocks and that bitter lesbian with serious daddy issues. The three of you need to get a hobby that involves something other than giving each other reach-arounds and rimjobs.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:14, closed)

It's sweet when one of the nobodies tries to grab some attention.
Hello! Who's a pretty boy? Yes you are! Yes you are!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 19:42, closed)

Awwww, touch a nerve little man?
Really, you have the worst case of Short Man Syndrome I've seen in years. Stop trying to compensate, it only makes it worse.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:16, closed)

This would make considerably more sense if I weren't six foot three.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 20:30, closed)

I didn't realise they stacked shit that high

( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:20, closed)

WAHEY!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:38, closed)

You set 'em up
I'll knock 'em in x
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:08, closed)

Thwack!
Over the stands and into the carpark.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:17, closed)

Riiiight.
Sure you're six foot three. And I'm John Cena.

You're a little man, or so your posts show. Or at the very least, you're trying to make up for something. Which is it, lack of stature or lack of something else? My money is on you being about 5' 2" tall in real life, but then I'm charitable.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:58, closed)

Oh my! Deletion! Guess I must have hit a nerve!

(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:56, closed)

oooOOOooooo!
I've been Ignored on 2.0! Guess I touched a nerve!

Isn't that special.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 22:11, closed)

with a small penis

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 12:40, closed)

This coming from someone whose contributions consist almost entirely of getting upset with people on the behalf of others.
Well done.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:39, closed)

As you wish
you inbred twit. Chin up, of you can manage it. Which is quite unlikely.
(Shimrod, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 21:48, closed)