Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
me
not 20 minutes ago, my best mate sent me a text to tell me his partner has had a stroke. i immediately replied "lucky bugger, i haven't had a stroke for ages!"
instant guilt :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:02,
11 replies)
guilt wank
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 19:37,
closed)
stroke wank
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McChinaman banned, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:10,
closed)
minutes wanks
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:28,
closed)
wank
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:07,
closed)
text wank
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:28,
closed)
replied wanked
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:57,
closed)
i knew it, i'm surrounded by wankers!
:D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:34,
closed)
surrounded wanked
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:19,
closed)
knew wanked
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 23 Sep 2013, 21:50,
closed)
smash wank
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AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:21,
closed)
MonkeyWank
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:49,
closed)