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This is a question Twat Friends

BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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Got this friend, right
Big furry oaf. Always yowling and baying in some inexplicable dialect. Sits shotgun when I'm in my vehicle, like he's the co-pilot. Always thinks with his stomach.



I love my dog, really.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:24, 11 replies)
Rough.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:37, closed)

love finger
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:51, closed)


(McChinaman banned, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:54, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 2:37, closed)
Beautifully looped.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:23, closed)
Lol, Spaceballs.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 22:55, closed)

Right turn, Clyde.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 0:06, closed)
I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookiee win

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:02, closed)
Who's talking about Wookies?

(McChinaman banned, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:57, closed)
You haven't got a dog, Vaggy.
Wait, you're not him!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:22, closed)
Likes dogs. Hates Jews.
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:44, closed)

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