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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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I guess for many people it is me :)
but to be honest as odd as they find me I find most to be so boring and dull and middle of the road putting the extra in ordinary.

I like to hang around with other open mic comedians now. All odd together. All in context. All not be offended by every little fucking thing. All accepting other very strange behavior as that's the way they are. Only one total utter cunt in the whole London crowd and he's left now.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 21:03, 4 replies)
Word.
I once told a joke, too. Glorious days.

Those civvies will never understand us.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 0:28, closed)
*gives open mic commedian secret signal*
If you've not seen it, imagine wanking off the invisible man into your mouth.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:11, closed)
Awooga, what a rush.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:29, closed)
^
The only acceptable response.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 9:21, closed)

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