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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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I recently sent the following text to some friends
"I am sitting opposite the very definition of a fuck-haired twat-about-town. He has an Elvis quiff, a blue naval jacket, pink pedal pusher trousers, and "Vegetarian Shoes" leather-effect sandals. He is playing on a music-making programme on his iPad (Bose headphones) - I know this because he's sitting at an angle and leaning that far forward that we can all see it."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:47, 2 replies)
Oi
Those sandals are really comfy...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:49, closed)

a picture speaks 1000 words
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:09, closed)

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