i'm an aussie,
so i pronounce it 'TWOT'
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:19, 12 replies)

So am I...
...and only ever hear it pronounced as 'twat'.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:43, closed)

My wife says 'twot' too. She's a Kiwi. I apologise.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 4:05, closed)

Kiwi?
Would sound more like "Twut".
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:42, closed)

nah, they clip everything - 'twit' and then suffix with 'as bro'
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:17, closed)

I just had a birthday and woke up the next day stupid.
I have never heard twat, pronounced like cat. I am Aussie, too,and always used twot, 'cos surely twat sounds a bit silly. Is that the point?
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 6:51, closed)

It's not
unheard of in the UK. I've heard and used twot before.
(username failed moderation, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:41, closed)

I am an englishman and I have also used twot before.
I used it again shortly afterwards, then I felt tired and went bo bos.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:23, closed)

I've used 'twot' too, it was pretty common at school - but as a kind of less sweary alternative for 'twat'.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:19, closed)

South africans pronounce it twut
Twat and twot are 2 different words.

Twot being a vagina - hence the word twot-clog meaning tampon, whereas twat is a pregnant fish or a vagina.

Twot is mainly used by twats trying not to be offensive in polite company or ex convict colonial type twats.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:43, closed)

Twit

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:01, closed)

tawoo

(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:24, closed)

agreed... oh!
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 2:20, closed)