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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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People who step off the end of an escalator and stop, blissfully unaware of the 100 people moving inexorably behind them.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:26, 10 replies)
This pisses me off massively. Same thing for people getting off trains. Or buses for that matter. Twats!
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:23, closed)
People who stop in the middle of the pavement.

Technically speaking, it should be an offence of some sort.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, closed)
That's different....
You're tailgating there, and you have the option to stop or go round, something you don't have on an escalator.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:02, closed)
I think you'll find you do.
Simply step to the left.

And then jump to the right.

Put your hands on your hips!

And pull your knees in tight.

Then it's the pelvic thrusts, and you go insane.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:37, closed)
Damn your logic Sir!
I concede...
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:22, closed)
People who stand still on escalators
Even worse if they don't leave a gap for normal people to walk past
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:45, closed)
Also happens in shop doors.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:50, closed)
Saying "scuse me" quite loudly as you pass them gets 'em moving.
Not often enough though.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 1:49, closed)
I tend to use the tried and tested
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:19, closed)

Shit yeah, they are twats.

Although I became one of those twats the other day when I stopped to look at a text when I got to the top.

No, it wasn't important.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 6:19, closed)

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