I have to agree...
I find this sort of applies with with pensioners driving. They can be the angriest, most selfish, bad mannered, miserable spunktrumpets you ever meet when they're behind a wheel.

In my experience I think I would rather come up against an 'E'd up to the eyesockets boy racer or even (god help me) your BMW driving executive wankbiscuit than your average octogenarian 'Mr / Miss Daisy' on the road.

For example, if you give way to them on a narrow lane, they never smile, wave or offer any sort of acknowledgement, they just steam through as if they own the road, and you should have given way anyway because they're old and you're fucking not.

/rant
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:50, 2 replies)

Are you following me PF?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:52, closed)

erm...no...not at all...

*hides behind hedge*

*wanks a bit*
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:11, closed)

Look I have already got Vagabond gaying me up non stop.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, closed)

Don't flatter yourself, love.
The last time I bummed you it turned out you were broke and had to suck your dad off for cash again.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:27, closed)

Can't we share?...

There's plenty of Turtle to go round!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:30, closed)

I am not fat, it is glandular.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:30, closed)

Boys...
..everyone know's Mock Turtle is mine!
(nikg33 waiting for the weekend, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:48, closed)

Well then can you take him away, please?
He's cluttering the place up and making it look untidy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:01, closed)

Vagabond is just jealous.
The last time he pulled was in 1973 and the woman was dead drunk.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:04, closed)

No.
She wasn't acutally dead at that point.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:32, closed)

Please gaz me booby pictures for due consideration.
Not these withfriendship.com/images/i/44387/Blue-footed-Booby-wallpaper.jpg booby pics btw.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:04, closed)

Excellent employment of the term "spunktrumpets" here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:56, closed)