I could just say "School Run" and "Parking" and you'd get the gist
Let me set the scene. Time: 8.30 am and everybody is trying to get to work. Location: A smallish back road between Havant and Portsmouth. A busy roundabout feeds into a tight bend and just beyond that bend are the main gates for a school. There is not a great deal of space to play with, especially for a bus and this particular young mother was about to make it worse.
Mrs Dopeyknickers decides to park her car as close as possible to the gates. Or to put it another way, she pulls up right on the bend, hops out and drags her spawn off to school.
Meanwhile the bus that was right behind her suddenly found the way ahead thoroughly blocked. As did the cars right behind it.
With the way out of the roundabout blocked, pretty soon nobody could get onto the roundabout either.
Fifteen minutes later, a certain young mother finishes chatting to her bezzie mate and saunters back to her car, oblivious to the chaos she had created.
She seemed a bit surprised when her cheery wave at the bus driver was met with a scowl and a suggestion that she use a live hedgehog as a tampon.
May her tits become infested with weevils.
(Big D, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:05, 3 replies)

Mmmmmm
Tit Weevils. 8o)
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:19, closed)

Try
living opposite a school! Some twunt fucked my bumper and drove off recently!
(bottle_cap, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 22:29, closed)

I just sprayed my keyboard with tea
for using a live hedgehog as a tampon. Brilliant.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:00, closed)