I'm trying to work out if the car attracts the character or there's some statistical fluke in my observations
With apologies to Mong Goose who admitted to being an owner of the said motors...

Plenty of times in the manifold motorway journeys I've made over the years you can be overtaking someone in the middle lane by kicking it up to 80 and swooping around in an elegant space-respectful manoeuvre that is all smoothness, delicate touches on the controls and a lack of scaring the shit out of the person you are getting by.

But then you have a BMW 3-series (or a Passat or an Audi A4, typical repmobiles, why they're always German I don't know) zoom up behind you and then sit approx. 1mm behind your rear bumper, waiting for you to move back into the middle so thay can perform what I refer to as the 'BMW Whoosh', i.e. even if you are doing 95 at that point, they HAVE to sail past you with another 20+ mph on top and disappear into the horizon.

So, we have probably all had that, it's not a unique experience. However I suffer from Yaris drivers, who I will always give a massive berth if in the same square mile and especially on roundabouts.

I assume It's because it's a small car so new drivers and old people feel less anxious about parking or some other reason that I have yet to fathom, but the inordinate amount of time I've had to make violent course adjustments to avoid a Yaris a)undertaking b)weaving between lanes without signalling c) cutting up on roundabouts and d)parking like cunts.

Might be just me but blimey, they ALL seem to be twats.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07, 4 replies)

Stay out of the German Lane

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:15, closed)

Pah.
The krauts never gave me any problems when I took the Daimler out for a spin.
Never had any problems in the mate's Spitfire either.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 20:42, closed)

you speak the truth my friend

( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:23, closed)

I
am yet to meet or know of a single Yaris owner who isn't a complete and utter TWAT puddle.
( the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:05, closed)