Pea: Bouncing a big posh car!
Got blocked in on a car park, not long after passing my test, so was a bit stuck for a plan and would soon be late for work.

A big posh car was parked at right angles behind the row I was on, obstructing a few other vehicles too.

As I stood scratching my head a small crowd gathered. A couple of blokes tried to back the car out for me with no success.

Eventually, some of the chaps decided to take things into their own hands and bounced one back wheel of the offending car up onto the very high pavement beside it. Another whipped my old banger out.

I thanked them profusely and asked, will you be putting that back now?

Naaah, they said, laughing. I fled.

After work I popped back to see what had gone on, and the car was still there, hanging off the high kerb. The owner, a young woman in a smart business suit, was looking on as the police and a couple of breakdown men inspected the car's back end.

I drove carefully past and slunk home.

There were double yellow lines there within weeks and CCTV a few years later. Wouldn't get away with it now!

The posh car driver was a twat, for sure, but the 'bouncers' were a bit twatty too, if only for the stress they caused me as I drove past later.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:28, 4 replies)

That's ace!
I once parked a scooter in the back hall under the stairs as the twat rider kept parking it in the walkway. Blocking the only walkway for several elderly residents (who used canes, walkers, and one in a wheelchair). I felt bad when the local police said it could be viewed as stealing. Then realised it *probably* wouldn't stand up in court.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:15, closed)

"Another whipped my old banger out"
channeling Humph
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:07, closed)

Bollocks. I'm so pissed I clicked 'I like this' rather than 'Ignore'. I want my click back please mummy so I can use it again.

Ah well, bottoms up, etc.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:21, closed)

I am sure i saw this in a mentos ad:-)

(OTT, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:18, closed)