Fridge selling twats
My parents had brought a fridge on a buy now, pay later deal. My dad had finally paid for the fridge and happily living off the extra money. Recently he had a phonecall from the company who had delt with the finance. They offered him some insurance for this fridge and apparently dad still owed for one payment. Being a typical man, he said he would talk to them about it another day and booked an appointment. This is where the twattish behaviour comes in.

My nana died (dad's mum) after a long battle with cancer, living out her last days in a loros hospice. Dad didn't turn up to fridge meeting. Fridge man rang dad to demand another meeting and berate him for not turning up. Dad explained it was becuase of his mother dying. Fridge man said “ it is funny, isn't it Mr. Kenney, how mothers always die when people have meetings! How many mother's do you have?”

I should mention my dad is 6ft 6, my uncle is 6ft 7 and my cousin 6ft 11 and not happy with this reply. Fridge twat rang my dad every hour of nana's funeral. Dad decided to take problem up with the twats manager.

He turns up with said uncle and cousin and politly tells the manager that either twat apologies or he will: “throw him bodily through a fucking window”.

Manager agrees this is the case, however may go against safety rules. Fridge man made to write apology and never heard of again. Moral? Twats should not mess with 7ft men...
( squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:33, 6 replies)

My neck is cricking thinking of those heady heights.
WTF - Do ya have padded carpet, 'cos I don't think they make beds that long?
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 9:15, closed)

Extra long bed
My parents(edit for space) have an extra large bed made!
( squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:18, closed)

What's a
"parentshave"?
I'm pretty sure my mum never let me see one of those!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:20, closed)

20ft of men?
Sorry about your nan, though.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:07, closed)

Every hour of the funeral?
How long does it take in your neck of the woods? Round here you have to pay for a double slot to get a single hour at the crematorium.
(ubergeekian, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:04, closed)

every hour of funeral
The family get together after, the evening consoling my grandad...
( squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:37, closed)