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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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I'd only had it a week
Finally plucked up the courage to get my own car last month. I do a lot of driving so wanted something comfortable but small enough that I don't need more mirrors than the Hubble space telescope to park it.
So my new vehicle of choice is a Citroen C3.

As the title suggests I'd had it a week, was driving to my sisters new house, with the dog staring intently at other drivers and some good music on the radio. All is good with the world. Then we hit a bit of traffic (not entirely unusual in Birmingham), however not I have had the bad luck to be slowing down opposite a T junction (traffic is still moving at this point) and the guy at this junction clearly thinks he can just pull out. Which he does. Into me.

Dog damn near shits herself, I need a new change of pants. Adrenaline takes over and I jump out to see the damage ( rear drivers side passenger door well and truly dented) and to confront the cockend that hit me. I was less than lady-like - I called him every name I could think of.

As far as I was concerned he was a twat for hitting me (the dog is still a bit skittish getting in the car), but what topped it for me was his response:

"I'll admit full liability if you admit to swearing at me."
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:20, 6 replies)
I'm an unpleasant bitch who can't park.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:45, closed)
what she said ^^

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:28, closed)
You get some right wanky drivers around Brum
Hope you got it all sorted
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:06, closed)
Not your fault
Whether he admits liability or not, you were on the main road and you had right of way. If he's pulled out and run into you, it's his fault. It's 'driving without due care and attention'. Tell him to fuck off.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:47, closed)
admit to isn't apologise for
"Yes, I admit to calling you a fucksponge. And a cunt. And a twat."

Just means you get to say it all again.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:07, closed)
is a good deal. Or as good a deal as you'd get in the circumstances I guess
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:37, closed)

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