Suicidal
Back when I used to work in a pub a guy told me a story about a local guy who got drunk and loudly announced that he was going home to hang himself.

But he lacked any rope and kept asking people in the pub to find him a rope so he could go home and hang himself. Most people ignored him, but one enterprising chap told him he had a rope in his car.

So the drunk guy asked him for it but was told he would have to buy it off him for about £50.

He said '£50 for a rope?!?'

'Well what do you care, you won't be needing your money will you?'
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:09, 3 replies)

I hope this wins
It's certainly worthy.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:09, closed)

You heartless bastart
My uncle died in a pub.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:27, closed)

Truer words
have never been said
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:26, closed)