you forgot number 4....
Where utter twats climb up their own arse, trying to take what they assume to be the high ground, but actually, making themselves look like minge stains, and failing to understand:

4a - if you don't like it here you can fuck off
and
4b - you're a joyless cunt
(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:32, 1 reply)

^^What Ladyboy said^^
If you don't like it, fuck off back to lurking you retard, it is the only thing you seem to be good at apart from shit posts and boning your mum while waiting for the community nurse to arrive.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:13, closed)