I nominate myself.
for many reasons, but one of them was that I bought a spanking new pressure washer 2 weeks ago, which was about 2 days AFTER Thames water had announced a hosepipe ban would shortly come into effect.

They are now saying it may last until Christmas.
(username failed moderation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:52, 7 replies)

It's fucking ridiculous.
We're a first world bloody country, and we have water shortages? Mad, absolutely mad.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:04, closed)

Bit late
b3ta.com/questions/firstworldproblems/
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:08, closed)

Oh but this is twattery.
It may be 'stop whining you twat' twattery, but the fucking thing is sitting in my shed, and appears to be looking at me in a mocking way every time I go in there to get something.

I was seduced by the free patio scrubber attachment. Mea culpa.
(username failed moderation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, closed)

Mea culpa.
Indeed.
@ least it can clean your rims.
On a low-pressure, slow-rinse cycle.
Upside-down ^.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:36, closed)

We'll be walking ten miles down the road carrying a bucket and sponge on our heads to get enough water to wash the car next.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:21, closed)

Or get it done
at Sainsburys.

In fact commercial users aren't banned. Just twats like me.

Anyway, a tip - a bucket of water is easier to carry if you hold the handle in your hand, and carry it beside you. No need to balance on head at all.
(username failed moderation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:49, closed)

I cleaned my bin out with a pressure washer last week and was surprised how little water they actually use. Just go ahead and use it. If you get fined, refer them to me.
(bekowsquap Was raptured on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, closed)