spolier twattery
Got a text from a friend asking me to go see Saw at the cinema. I had just seen it the week before.

I replied: No thanks. Seen it already. The bloke in the middle of the room isn't dead and he did it.

I don't get invited out to the cinema all that often now.
(griffo, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:09, 6 replies)

Did you go swings and slide instead?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:11, closed)

haha! Very good. I see what you did there. Don't think my mates would push me on the swings. Off a cliff, perhaps.
(griffo, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:18, closed)

I wanted to say this

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:31, closed)

Me too.
PsychoChomp: providing more examples of twattery for the QOTW.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:51, closed)

He's dead too!

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:00, closed)

Daisy Donaven did something similar with the 6th sense on the 11 o'clock show
To this day I would still take a pair of pliers and a blowtorch to the cock eyed fuck cunt.

That and the fact she was part of the team which gave Ricky his first proper national exposure.
(OTT, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:09, closed)