I thought it was people who ejaculated in the pages of a free newspaper, then left it on the train seat for someone else to find.
Just me that does that, then?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:32, 2 replies)

not any more

(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:34, closed)

Good luck on finding something spaffworthy in the Metro!

Unless you have an unhealthy obsession with Boris Johnson, of course, in which case you have bigger problems to deal with...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:33, closed)

What can I say? Floppy-haired buffoons do it for me

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:51, closed)

Do they not still illustrate the financial pages with models in lingerie at the drop of a hat?
I don't tend to pick it up these days but it used to be that you could guarantee any time there was a story in the business pages about M&S, they would paster a big picture of a model in M&S's new underwear range above it, ditto for girls in bikinis if it was Thomas Cook, etc. etc.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:22, closed)