Repost anyone?
One night, as I do EVERY NIGHT, I got OFF MY HEAD on MASSIVE OSTRICHES(they're like Doves, only for REAL men). I dind't do anything that due to me spending all night beating up ninja robot squaddies and then inserting my bacon hypodermic into them to giving infusions of organic mayonnaise to their DRIPPING supermodel girlfriends.

However.

Next morning.

I felt horrid.

So I jumped in the Accord and drove down the shop, donutting the car all the way and flicking V's at traffic coppers. They let me do this as chainsawed a pimp to death for them.

At the supermarket, in the booze-and-pot-noodle aisle(they have one at my supermarket because I'm THAT important in my town) some woman was there with a child, despite the fact that under-18's are banned by law from shops selling booze. So what was to happen next was ALL HER OWN FAULT.

They were singing 'Old MacDonald'.

I gave them a menacing glower. That normally makes SAS men shit themselves, but they clearly didn't see it.

So, I waited until her back was turned and BROKE THE CHILDS ARM OVER MY KNEE. He totally deserved it. He was singing 'with a moo-moo here' too loud and a bit flat.

But the SELFISH QUEEN OF THE HARPIES had noticed and said that I wasn't allowed to do that. Needless to say, I had the last laugh though.

I injected her with a syringe full of MASSIVE DRUGS an waited for her to pass out.
THEN I KICKED HER IN THE RIBS and left.

On my way out, I took a parking sticker from a soft-top so I didn't get a ticket. I'm such a twat for doing that, it was only 50p for 2 hours.

Cheers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:07, 7 replies)

Self promotion =
Deene Naz Level.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:30, closed)

I've never heard of this person. Does this mean that you don't think I'm attention seeking given the obvious shitness of this person's PR here?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:14, closed)

Jesus AB
For an all knowing linkbitch and fail archive maven you really can be a lazy cunt.
Here.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:23, closed)

add a disguised i love horses link for increased originality
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:43, closed)

Should I have said 'wavy lines' as well?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:14, closed)

You needed to include some pencil shavings.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:32, closed)

Is your mum hot AB?
I have wondered this for a while.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 8:49, closed)