I'd probably burn the guitar...
Even if it were a Gibby.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:35, 2 replies)

You can clean things you know
your pants must be a wonderment
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:49, closed)

this moral decline can be traced back
to the cost cutting measures instigated to save cloth in the second world war. the actual waist of a pair of trousers dropped to where they are now, instituting a style crisis.

properly waisted trousers (with a high waist - see cary grant in north by northwest for a good example of fitted suit trousers) fit better and flatter the figure while making suits fit more elegantly.

and also make it a damn site harder for little scrotes to feel thier balls while walking down putney effing high street.
(magictorch, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:54, closed)

Kids these days like to think they're hard by pretending they're in prison, hence the shoes without laces and trousers without belts.
Oh, and the daily participation in anal rape.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:01, closed)

just spat my tea out
Top comment sir
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:27, closed)

He said: "It's ok, you can't catch them that way."
Like I'm going to take his word for it - he the one who managed to catch them in the first fucking place
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:32, closed)