My Daughter
No fucking idea which planet she thinks she is on. Bank of Dad, train ticket, late lunch (vegetarian), oyster, gig tickets, alcohol when she could be bothered to listen. Wait half an hour whilst she tries to get a photo with the band out the back, then wants food. Nothing is open!! Offered to sort her something when we get home, the look on her face.

Well fuck you lot, I'm off to Mars and you are welcome to the ungrateful bitch.

She is a shame from my bollocks. Yes that's you Dr.

No you....
(Suck it and Sea, Wed 7 May 2014, 0:40, 9 replies)

^feeds his kids vegetarian food.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:07, closed)

poor cunt seems to still think he's the real dad too

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:01, closed)

He's obviously not even the pretend one

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:55, closed)

Could be worse
You could have knocked up a crackwhore, dumped her while pregnant and then acted all confused and retarded when she didn't want you to see your daughter. For some unexplainable reason.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 May 2014, 13:55, closed)

Is there some kind of context,
that would help to make this both coherent and interesting?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:23, closed)

Beats the hell out of me.

( .Yeti., Wed 7 May 2014, 14:33, closed)

If it helps, I can post a link to the time he posted an image of his wife's tits and didn't get the response he was hoping for.
www.b3ta.com/questions/annoyingpartners/post1311562
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:05, closed)

lovely bit of internet fail there

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:43, closed)

Well that really is tremendous.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 7 May 2014, 16:00, closed)