i signed on
for about 4 or 5 months in 2006, another useless graduate! I used to hate going to the job centre; having to endure long conversations with other JSA claimers, like the man whose dad wasn't allowed to work cos they said he was in a wheelchair and had one arm or something but thats like not fair and disgusting - well its probably right to be fair; and being basically stripped of my qualifications every week and told they are irrelevant, PLEASE GET ME ANY CREATIVE JOB I WILL EVEN DESIGN FLYERS FOR LOCAL CHURCH GROUPS, software engineering? No. But then I realised you can just get the form and write "I lukd on teh internets and der was nufin" and still get £45 a week.

Could have been worse, I could have fuckin worked there
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 12:37, Reply)