Unemployment
I've been unemployed for a while now - along with my flatmate. Sometimes the cameraderie of the mutual skintness and lack of prospects cheers and consoles you (especially when we're out for a drink, which we do often, or partaking in the odd substance).

But then sometimes your mutual failings grind you do. Never any money, never a return call, never any women. Depressing. So one time we had a jaunt north, and stayed in little but n' ben which one of his relatives owns (he's from a fairly well-to-do family but they've basically disowned him).

Thing was, then this bloody relative turned up. He was an aging, lecherous, fat old bastard who was constantly after me. Fucking horrible, I could barely turn around without noticing him checking out my arse or trying to touch me up.

Then again he brought loads of food and nice wine, so I tried to go with it, and I kind of felt sorry for him. But things came to a head when he fucking CAME INTO MY ROOM AND TRIED TO RAPE ME! My bastard flatmate had told him I was hot to trot just so he could get a hold of the old cunt's booze.

That was him and me finished.
(McChinaman banned, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 5:20, 5 replies)

Love this film
you're not from london are you?
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 6:18, closed)

I think
you have entered the arena of the unwell.
(rockdoctor, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:51, closed)

I clicked 'I like this'
by mistake.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:17, closed)

You Love It
>_<
(McChinaman banned, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 1:53, closed)

Very apt.
It's monday morning and I actually feel like a pig shat in my head. You should have wished the raping onto your mate.
(Helixdaunting, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 1:25, closed)