
I was Mordred writes, "I've been out of work for a while now... however, every cloud must have a silver lining. Tell us your stories of the upside to unemployment."
You can tell us about the unexpected downsides too if you want.
( , Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:02)
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In so far as for once \talk is worth reading, there's a lot of honesty about, and a lot less gratuitous smut. (Not you Spanky - keep 'em coming!)
( , Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:02, 7 replies)

I'm taking my girlfriend over to meet my huge extended family who live near Foggia in Italy later in the year. She's just rang me up to ask me if I could find some nipple guards - its gonna be very hot out there and she's only gonna wear dresses without a bra. Now, thankfully my Mrs has got the most incredibly pert and pointy tits in the fucking world (horay, me!), but I have absolutely no fucking idea what she means...
What the fuck are nipple guards???
Do I need to pop down to Soho for these things???
Do they come in different sizes???
What's she guarding her nips against???
Jesus, its a fucking minefield...
( , Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:07, closed)

Wife ?
You have both ?
And you're discussing one with the other.
Surely you don't need nipple-guards, but kevlar trousers to prevent your brass balls damaging objects you might come into collision with.
Or am I reading something wrong here ?!?
( , Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:21, closed)

Its my weird Midland ways.
My girlfriend is my Mrs.
Only one of um.
Honest.
Anyway, I'm loyal as a puppy and totally devoted to my lovely woman - ahhhhh.
( , Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:28, closed)

You told me to warn you when you started getting too romantic. I have the generator and the testicle clamps ready for the remedial therapy.
( , Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:50, closed)

I googled for images of nipple guards.
That's my story.
Can we look forward to a full report of your hot, steamy travels and the pros and cons of nipcaps?
( , Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:31, closed)

will take that as a compliment, but in reality it's what people have written that makes this a good QOTW...
( , Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, closed)
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