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I was Mordred writes, "I've been out of work for a while now... however, every cloud must have a silver lining. Tell us your stories of the upside to unemployment."

You can tell us about the unexpected downsides too if you want.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:02)
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Good QOTW
In so far as for once \talk is worth reading, there's a lot of honesty about, and a lot less gratuitous smut. (Not you Spanky - keep 'em coming!)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:02, 7 replies)
Funny you should say that...
I'm taking my girlfriend over to meet my huge extended family who live near Foggia in Italy later in the year. She's just rang me up to ask me if I could find some nipple guards - its gonna be very hot out there and she's only gonna wear dresses without a bra. Now, thankfully my Mrs has got the most incredibly pert and pointy tits in the fucking world (horay, me!), but I have absolutely no fucking idea what she means...

What the fuck are nipple guards???

Do I need to pop down to Soho for these things???

Do they come in different sizes???

What's she guarding her nips against???

Jesus, its a fucking minefield...
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:07, closed)
Girlfriend ?
Wife ?

You have both ?

And you're discussing one with the other.

Surely you don't need nipple-guards, but kevlar trousers to prevent your brass balls damaging objects you might come into collision with.

Or am I reading something wrong here ?!?
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:21, closed)
Sorry
Its my weird Midland ways.

My girlfriend is my Mrs.

Only one of um.

Honest.

Anyway, I'm loyal as a puppy and totally devoted to my lovely woman - ahhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:28, closed)
Now Spanky
You told me to warn you when you started getting too romantic. I have the generator and the testicle clamps ready for the remedial therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:50, closed)
Seeking to be helpful
I googled for images of nipple guards.

That's my story.

Can we look forward to a full report of your hot, steamy travels and the pros and cons of nipcaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:31, closed)
I'm just hoping
they're edible.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:32, closed)
as I asked it
will take that as a compliment, but in reality it's what people have written that makes this a good QOTW...
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, closed)

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