part of the problem is that you sound like a balcony-sitting, croissant-munching knob-cheese
and frankly it sounds made up. has all the hallmarks of a boastful teenager telling a pack of lies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:02, 1 reply)

If that was the case
I would have said

"Then i fucked her like a jack-rabbit for 2 and a half hours and made her scream wiv pleasure at the top of her lungs while she squirted her womanly love juice all over my massive ramrod". "Innit"

which i didnt.

Then maybe i would have had it printed in Razzle
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Thu 28 May 2009, 17:14, closed)

So you posted the version that didn't get printed then?

( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 29 May 2009, 7:54, closed)