Unexpected cock-slap to the face
I dont wear pants...Havent done for years.
I was helping my brother in law a while back with some DIY. we were fitting new plasterboard to a small bathrooms ceiling. I was crouching on a small scaffold, my B.I.L passed me the sheet of plasterboard and I held it in place. He prepared to climb up onto the scaffold next to me, and as it was a very small scaffold, had to get pretty close to do so. He was leaning in towards me preparing to hoist himself up when the crotch of my tracksuit trousers failed with a comedy ripping noise and my cock n balls, which had been squished up a bit due to my position, burst forth and slapped my brother in law firmly across the nose.

He hadnt been expecting that.

I laughed so hard I had to drop the board.
(dave likes cheese, Thu 28 May 2009, 21:23, 8 replies)

I'm not holding a board
but I am laughing so hard I can't really see my keyboard properly.

*clicks like a mong*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 May 2009, 22:49, closed)

Haha, ^ this
:D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:14, closed)

Sodding hell
my flatmates must think im a right nutter laughing my face off at nothing
(Holsinki, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:51, closed)

A real lol!
Cheers
(Kip, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:18, closed)

Work colleagues are eyeing me suspiciously.
I am now the man that laughs at his desk! :)
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:57, closed)

This still makes me laugh after several readings.

I'd click each time if it were possible.

Very, very funny!
( Moey, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, closed)

I try so hard to think of overly clever, convoluted uber descriptive ways to describe the saucy shenannigans that happen to me...

but this:

..."the crotch of my tracksuit trousers failed with a comedy ripping noise and my cock n balls, which had been squished up a bit due to my position, burst forth and slapped my brother in law firmly across the nose"...

proves that simplicity is the cornerstone of genius.

This is funny times a million

*Clicks*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:05, closed)

I'm biting my knuckles to suppress the laughter
and failing! cracking stuff young man.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:57, closed)