Not me, but
a mate was in a band. Not a famous band, just a small-time affair but they did support another band whose members are now 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' line-up fodder.

Anyway, so whilst on tour, but just being a support act, they used to end up in whatever accommodation they could find. On one occasion, they ended up in a family room of a B&B. A room with a double bed, a single bed and a sofa of sorts.

During a night out on the sauce, they managed to split up and made their own way back to the room and being one of the first back, my mate managed to claim one side of the double bed.

He woke up early next morning, opened his eyes and was greeted by a girl's arse not 18 inches from his face. Not one to miss out on an opportunity, he wet his finger and inserted it into her claypit.

There was a scream. Not from her, she couldn't scream as she had a mouthful of the drummer's cock at the time. He leaped out of bed, opened the curtains to let the light in and stood there in front of the window examining his todger. Luckily, it wasn't a school bus at the bus stop, so it was just a load of commuters whose workday would be ruined by the imagery of a fat hairy naked guy cradling his genitals.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:40, 1 reply)

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