I have been trying to think of a story when I remembered this, it all happened a long time ago.
I was with a large group mixed of n’er do wells and militants a right mixed bunch, I even think one was even royalty in some place that didn’t even exist anymore, thing was we had a job to decommission some generator. Now this generator for some reason was in the back end of beyond in this huge forest. I can’t quite remember the details but me and my mate had somehow become separated from the rest of the group.
I wasn’t too bothered as my mate was a technological and computer genius and could no doubt do the job alone, despite the fact he had been shot in the head a few months back. This did make him somewhat rude and we did have a kind of love/hate relationship, but somehow we just always ended up together.
Anyways there we were lost in this forest when we stumbled upon some of the natives who lived in these parts, they took pity on us and took us back to their village. They seemed to be in somewhat awe of my modern look and we hung around for a bit to see if they could help us find the rest of our group.
By some coincidence it appears that the rest of the group had got captured by our native friends and had been brought back to the village. It was around this stage I found out that, with my cunning linguistic talents, I could do some rudimentary communication with our little native pals and I discovered they thought it would be a good idea to cook up the rest of the group for a feast in our honour.
Not really knowing what to do in these circumstances one of my mates told me to tell them to tell them I was divine. His other mate thought this would be a good idea and was anxious to see what would happen.

So really you could say...

Han expected a new diety

Luca luca luca yub yub!

Very very sorry, but come on Star Wars and a pun, do I win a prize?
(TheEarl used his power to freeze time at, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:14, 4 replies)

Bravo sir!
Truly awful and it has a Star Wars reference.

Awesome!

*click*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:18, closed)

Nice
Puns are usually crap. The puns in this QOTW doubly so.

But this is just fantastic and well done.

Click
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:03, closed)

First Class

Only a mention of teh fluffeh kittehs away from perfection.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:17, closed)

Poo!
I forgot the kittens! Ewoks are a little like kittens, well they both taste like chicken
(TheEarl used his power to freeze time at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:18, closed)