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There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!

Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.

(suggested by wanderingjoe)

(, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
- The Good -
Cast your mind back to 1993, Radiohead were a "Creep" and Ace of Base saw "The Sign". I was in my early teens and my neighbour was a 17 year old goddess. She had the figure make any red blooded males trousers that bit tighter, slim waist with a great rack above and a peachy arse below.
Me and a mate were binking round the block a bit when I noticed someone was in the neighbours upstairs bathroom. I joked to my mate that it was her in the shower, so out of that desperation that being a teenager brought we stayed close to the house. The bathroom light goes off and moments later she appears in her bedroom window to brush her hair... topless!!! A truely incredible sight, to relate it someone current, her rack was like a slightly smaller version of Ewa Sonnets. Within a couple of seconds she realised she'd been spotted and retreated.

- The Bad -
On a stag do a couple of years ago, one member of our group had a really rather fit Lithuanian girlfriend.
So on the second day when he was in the shower a few of the lads decided to see if he had any photos of her on his phone, fingers were crossed for some nudity - Bluetooth was at the ready.

They found some nudity alright except it was a video he'd filmed of himself jacking off!
Eventually we asked him about it and he said he'd filmed it for her.

- The Ugly -
I swim regularly in the mornings and an unfortunate downside to that is seeing naked old men in the showers. This is not a surprise though. However, swimming in the pool and seeing a mans nutsack hanging out the side of his Speedos is!
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:16, 2 replies)
Old men's nutsacks
are not pleasant.

However, I have on occasion witnessed the odd minge flap on display while swimming, as well as one occasion in which a young lady's tits kept popping out of her top (it was a strappy top thing, rather than proper swimwear) each time she pushed off from the end. She put them in again before each length (stop sniggering at the back), but for most of the time she was swimming with her nipples on full display.

Doesn't happen often though.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:21, closed)
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There's a women who swims where I do who's probably in her early 50s (they all seem to be approaching or beyond retirement) that has a similar problem with her swimsuit - not quite as pleasent as your somewhat more attractive sounding young lady.

To be fair they look quite good (and the aforementioned old blokes seem to enjoy copping a look) but then the added buoyancy from the water probably hides any saggage.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, closed)

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