Keeping this one short
Was visiting the girlfriend. Her family is pretty relaxed about clothing, I've seen them all in various stages of undress (as they have me).

What I didn't expect though was to wake up bursting for a piss with a raging lob on, run to the toilet and burst in to find her 13 year old sister sitting on it doing her business while she touched herself.

It was one of those very long moments where we both looked at each other before I ran away to hide. She didn't seem to care at all though that a 6'2 englishman with a hardon you could hang a Honda off has just broken in on her playing sessions.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 30 May 2009, 7:07, 5 replies)

oh god.
that is just...

/speechless.

You poor sod.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 30 May 2009, 9:24, closed)

More poor her
This was back when I had all my piercings in...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:25, closed)

oh god.
that's hilarious.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 30 May 2009, 9:27, closed)

"...a hard on you could hang a Honda off"
Click for alliteration!
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:09, closed)

Accord?
or Civic?
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 10:12, closed)