Accidental flashing
Around 2000, I was very much in to playing with computers. Far more so than I am now. Like all my friends at the time, I had a small website which I had linked to my webcam so you could see the excitement of me sitting at my desk, taking and uploading a photo every minute.

The webcam was programmed to switch itself off at a certain time each night so I could have some privacy. What I failed to take in to account was daylight savings time.

I had obtained a particularly fine piece of mature audience audio and visual entertainment for the night, and had settled down to watch in the time honoured fashion. The first I knew was then I got a text from a friend saying "Enjoying yourself?" To everyone who saw my furious gurning as I tugged at my 14 your old lady prodder, I apologise. Unfortunatly, the blasted website took all their admin tools down for maintainance, so I couldn't remove the espically fine photo me of producing my man juices.

Length? Not much back then.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:24, 5 replies)

Hahahaha oh dear!
It is for this reason alone that I do not trust the PSEye. Having a webcam pointing at me even when I know it's not on just makes me..... nervous. *click*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:36, closed)

I have been known
to surreptitiously install 'special' webcam drivers on PCs for shits and/or giggles.

You see, the little green light is in no way connected to the actual imaging circuitry of the camera, and the two can be operated independently if you have the right software.

My advice to you is this: If you have a webcam, unplug it when you are not using it.
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:24, closed)

A click
for pure shamelessness.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:37, closed)

A click
For nearly getting me busted at work.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, closed)

Jesus...
... great post, mate.

Nice to have a proper fucking laugh at work. Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:26, closed)