Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Midnight accidentI should initially say I wore no underwear this night.
I ventured out into Liverpool City Centre with some friends after having a load of ale in someone's recording studio.
Entered the city centre, I celebrated by leaping over a bollard. I tore a complete line from the top of my zip to the top of my arse on my pants, allowing my genitalia to take full advantage of the accidental pant customisation and dropped out like a gutted whale's intestines.
I stuck a load of gaffer tape on the inside, but my cock and balls swung out through the night at least six times.
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:51, 2 replies)
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